Відео

長知識了 謝謝

He sounds like a baby alligator

When I forget something:

季姬击鸡记

0:19

- You can't eat a lion. - Don't worry, it tastes like chicken.

GG.

In Mandarin, 屎(shit) pronounced "Shǐ". As a result, no matter who you are, it sounds like: 💩💩💩💩💩💩，💩💩，💩💩💩💩…

石室詩士施氏嗜獅誓食十獅

this poem is why chinese isnt romanicized into pinyin bullshit and still uses words

yes! if you put mandarin in latin letter you won't be able to understand. that's the whole point. each character is an entire picture.

GG

This person is actually a giant bird impersonating a human being and pretend to talk like a human being.

shiiiiieeeeeet

I can't believe i am able to translate it even though i failed 文言文 alot when I was in highschool

Fun fact:this passage was created during the 1930s, aiming to opposite other literature learners' advice of changing Chinese characters into alphabetical letters like English. And it really works. A very similar passage like this is 稷姬击鸡记, also very interesting

I love the glowing man show!

I met someone who said: "Chinese makes more sense then japanese", while chinese litteraly has this thing.

时光过得太快了，来不及对自己说再见

It's like I can hear him gunning through this.

it proves impossible to let Latin letters take the place of Chinese characters. as for Vietnamese, its pronunciation is complex, so this language is able to give up chữ Hán and Chữ Nôm (the former writing system in Vietnamese)

modern prog metal be like:

If you read it in Cantonese, it will all make sense and doesn’t have this confusion.

paste this in the postgame lobby when you win games

I can now recite 2 mandarin poems. “Shi Shi Shi Shi” and “Gi Gi Gi Gi”

Me after winning a match in a first person shooter:

Minecraft Villager 💀

灵魂不朽，身体只是躯壳。 这很容易理解。 所以，我们的亲戚死了，这意味着他离开了尸体并被送往其他尸体。 他出生在其他地方

This is just a joke. It won't be so terrible to use Chinese every day.😂

鸡你太美

反对汉语拉丁化的产物

逝世了

*when my modded game doesn't work and error code doesn't give me enough information to fix:*

为我的狗除臭我的睾丸

牛逼

Lakas magbiro

如果我没记错这首诗是早期讽刺汉字拉丁化搞出来的，因为如果都是拼音那这玩意根本没法读懂翻译

I am Chinese, if you are learning Chinese, no need to worry, we do not talk like that and not in that way. This text is just to mock people from different areas in China who cannot pronounce Mandarin properly. if you read this to a Chinese we do not understand.

Very cool

too bad that "ji ji" (ji as in chicken) means the other word for rooster

日本語だと半分くらい「シ」ではなくなってしまうけれど、それでもサ行から始まる率が高すぎて言いにくそうw

Villager explaining why 69 emeralds are fair for 2 carrots.

Ши ши ши ши ши ши ши ши ши ши шишишиши......!!!

这他妈是什么

.住在石頭房子的氏名為施的詩人，喜歡吃獅子。發誓要吃十個獅子。施氏經常去市場看獅子 。十刻的時候，算了，放棄了，不會翻譯了😅

语言的发展是被动的 评论区里的讨论多数都是口嗨 没有意义

This made me cry sobbing

Explain: A poet named "Shi" likes to eat lion and he swears to eat ten lions. He often go to market to see if there are some lions. At 10 O'clock, here comes ten lions. Meanwhile, Shi sir comes too. He looks at lions and pick up his arraws, then ten lions die. He picks up lions'body and go to a stone room. The stone room is wet so he instigate his servant to wipe the room. As room wiped, Shi sir start to eat ten lions. While eating, he though that it was ten lions body, but actually it is ten stone lions body. Please explain this. 石：shiˊ，means stone 獅：shi，means lion

I don't want to hear your tongue being wet. I hate that noise. Please stop doing it forever

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